My ear has been ringing all day and I didn’t even party like it’s 1999 at a club last night. I do go to the Neil Diamond concert
in a week or so, and may have ringing then. But face it, Sweet Caroline is worth the ringing. So why am I suffering from the annoying ringing and muted audio associated with tinnitus? I have no bloody clue.
According to http://www.mayoclininc.com, while annoying, it is usually not something serious. Tinnitus isn’t the actual problem, it’s the symptom. Well now I have lines from two movies going through my head. One is from 1975…”but not the symptoms!” and the other is from 1989…”Yeah, well that symptom is ______ing my wife!” You figure it out (no googling, you should just know it) and you can post a comment to tell me what movies you think I’m talking about.
There’s a third movie I’m thinking about and this one actually refers to tinnitus as “club disease”-if you know this classic, post it in your comment as well.
So back to my tinnitus. What is the underlying cause, I wonder? I clean my ears regularly. Not in an invasive way that may cause damage and I’m not a swimmer so it’s not swimmer’s ear (“I’m not a strong swimmer…”–huge bonus points if you can tell me where that quote comes from!). According to our dear friends at Mayo, it could be age-related heating loss, ear injury, or something else, blah, blah, blah, bhr, bhr, bhr. I’m thinking it’s an ear injury. I have no knowledge of an injury to my ear, but younger son slept in our bed last night. It seems pretty reasonable to think that he swung his arm over and nailed my ear with his Popeye arm. Little dude has some well developed muscles. I’m just really hopeful it goes away soon because I had to ask people to repeat themselves today, couldn’t hear half of my class tonight, and the ringing is driving me crazy, a short trip, some would say.
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