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This is the toe that caused me to trip and fall at work last week. No, not the big toe. That’s what a normal person would trip on. Look at the second toe, you can still see the scrape on the left by the nail.  Yes, I have a klutzy toe.

This is the booboo on my right knee caused by the second toe on my left foot. I was cleaning the booboo last night and kept rubbing what I thought was adhesive residue. I was thinking to myself, damn, Bandaid (as it was an actual Bandaid brand bandage I had removed), that’s some amazing adhesive! But alas, it was actually a bruise that I seriously irritated by scrubbing repeatedly with the washcloth.